Oi Danny! You Twat!
Every day people come up to me and ask:
"Danny, where do you get your amazing fashion sense from?"
"Danny, why do you want to be called "the Dodger?""
"Danny, why are your hips really thin?"
"Danny, why do you listen to Arcade Fire?"
"Danny, why do you bite your toenails?"
or
"Danny, why are you really crap so at karate?"
And the answer to most of these questions is David Bowie. Look at this movie here when David gets a bit of karate lesson live on TV, he can't have had a real meal for months.
You might wonder why I've suddenly changed language. Well, no one seemed to read my bloggywog when it was in Swedish so things can't get worse. Or can they?
And the spelling and grammar can hardly become worse then it was before. Or can it?
I don't give a fuck anyway. Or do I?
P.S. Really strange that the hits on this blog has increased drastically the last two days, wonder why...
You maniacs!
D.S.
"Danny, where do you get your amazing fashion sense from?"
"Danny, why do you want to be called "the Dodger?""
"Danny, why are your hips really thin?"
"Danny, why do you listen to Arcade Fire?"
"Danny, why do you bite your toenails?"
or
"Danny, why are you really crap so at karate?"
And the answer to most of these questions is David Bowie. Look at this movie here when David gets a bit of karate lesson live on TV, he can't have had a real meal for months.
You might wonder why I've suddenly changed language. Well, no one seemed to read my bloggywog when it was in Swedish so things can't get worse. Or can they?
And the spelling and grammar can hardly become worse then it was before. Or can it?
I don't give a fuck anyway. Or do I?
P.S. Really strange that the hits on this blog has increased drastically the last two days, wonder why...
You maniacs!
D.S.
Kommentarer
Postat av: Scaphopoda
Jag skulle vilja ifrågasätta Danny the Dodgers integritet. The Dodger har länge marknadsfört sin blogg som en bastion för felstaveri och särskrivningar, ingen efterredigering har han utropat. Men just detta inlägg på bloggen har redigerats efter dess ursprungliga publicering.
Danny, varför sviker du dina principer? Ändra inlägget tillbaks som det var från början!
Postat av: Danny The Dodger
I just didn't remember the final words of the film The Planet of the Apes, was it geeks, morons, lunatics or maniacs, it turns out it was maniacs, and I'm sticking to that.
Your bloody blog could do with some post-posting post-editing. You Maniac!
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